Taproom Talk

Being of left-handed disposition, I was naturally drawn to a beer that celebrates the true uniqueness of being a southpaw. Accordingly, I had on occasion to imbibe the Left Hand Brewing Company’s Milk Stout, which I am happy to report, is an outstanding stout worthy of a right or left-handed beer snob.

The Milk Stout pours jet black with an elegant tan lacing that lasts the entire experience and imparts a wonderfully sweet malt nose with slight hints of chocolate. The taste is a pure sweetness only found in well brewed milk stouts; plus, there is a slight hint of chocolate, thus giving it a warm feeling and an ever so smooth finish. There is a subtle bitterness in the finish that is highly appealing to boot. Indeed, this is easily one of the best milk stouts I’ve ever had the pleasure of drinking.

Regardless of right or left predilection, the Left Hand Brewing Company’s Milk Stout is a fabulous beer– I’d love this beer even if I was right handed!

I wouldn’t normally try a beer dubbed a “Hummer” but I’ve enjoyed the few beers I’ve thus far tried from the Sweet Water Brewing Company. Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised by the sweetly citrus-ish taste this wonderful beer provides. Indeed, it pours a cloudy orange-gold hue to reveal a nice light lacing with few bubbles and has an elegant white ale nose not unlike a good Belgian of similar style. The finish is refreshing with subtle lemon hints.

I definitely like the fruity overtones this fine beer imparts as it reminds me of a nice summer’s day relaxing on the beach. With a reasonable alcohol content of 5.1%, this American interpretation of a Belgian White ale with a slight lemon taste is a knock out– give the Hummer a try. In fact, give a few a try! They surely won’t be a bummer.

The Magic Hat Brewery’s Roxy Rolles sat in my refrigerator for days upon days tempting me every time I fetched various victuals (other than the beverage that thus sustains this humanoid and is the reason for the very existence of this fine blog). Nevertheless, I finally partook of the said libation and found myself once again awe struck with the fabulous inebriants the crazy cats up in Vermont manage to cultivate.

The Roxy imparts a wonderful hoppy aroma wafting from a dark amber color with slight white lacing complemented by few bubbles. The nose is captivatingly hoppy with a strong hop taste paired with an exotic spiciness that is highly reminiscent of a well brewed IPA. The ale’s finish is a pleasant bitter hoppy one that begs for another quaff (and another after that as well). I was pleasantly surprised by this beer and plan to have a few more in short order.

Indeed, the Roxy is fine beverage worthy of a barley sandwich snob such as myself. This is a seasonal brew, so when one rolls into your beer shop, pick up a few!

The Quebecois tell a legend of a team of most likely terribly drunk lumberjacks who made a deal with Satan himself to fly home in their canoes so as to make it home for Christmas. While this sounds more related to the infamous 1980’s John Candy and Steve Martin classic “Planes, Trains & Automobiles” it rather relates to one heck of an Ale. As I’ve mused before, the Quebecois can brew some of the best beer in the world and Unibroue’s Maudite bottle refermented ale is probably one of the best beers I’ve imbibed in quite a long time.

This fine ale has a wonderful spicy nose with malt overtones and a subtle hopiness that begs you to take one fine sip after another in a slow manner so as to make every moment count. It pours with a slight white lacing and has a few bubbles and imparts a cloudy mahogany hue due to its bottle conditioning. The Maudite’s taste is best described as damned excellent– a true nectar of the gods. Technically speaking, the taste is highly reminiscent of a Belgian blonde ale with an elegant spiciness complemented by sweet malts. Indeed, this is an excellent beer!! One of the best ones I’ve had in a long time.

So what about drunken lumberjacks and John Candy? Well, apparently, Maudite means “the damned one” to the Quebecois and thus, I dare say that just as I discovered Santa could brew a fine beer, apparently so can the devil himself. I just wonder if one of the lumberjacks also woke up with his hands between two pillows during the harrowing journey home.

I noticed it said 2004 on metal wire cover over the cork (yes I said cork) and when I popped said cork I was met by one of the most enchanting and inexplicable aromas. Pouring this murky elixir in my Unibroue: La Fin Du Monde glass the bottle chortled and belched a Blug, blug, blug like the laugh of an evil troll.

The first smell was like a freshly sliced Red Apple. I was suprised, but the beer has the tart and ever so slightly acidic bite not unlike hard cider. This dark ale on lees is 10.5%

Thanks to Wiki some light was shed on exactly what lees is. US winemakers use the term mud. Lees refers to deposits of dead yeast or residual yeast and other particles that precipitate, or are carried by the action of “fining”, to the bottom of a vat of wine after fermentation and aging. “The detritus of fermentation, consisting of dead yeast and fruit debris.”

Although this is a dark beer, and a strong beer, it’s not overwhelming.

The Old Speckled Hen pours a golden amber color with a nice white head that imbues few bubbles and a sweet malt nose. Its taste has caramel undertones and a peculiar bitterness that imparts a nice finish and has a taste reminiscent of that of a date. The Hen is an easy drink as its alcohol content is low and its taste has a nice sweetness to it but it lacks depth.

I’ve had a number of English Pale Ales and this one doesn’t have such a unique taste that I’d seek it out again. Don’t get me wrong– that bitterness in the finish is pleasing, but I’d much rather imbibe an American Pale Ale as their hopiness confers a more unique taste.